{"product_id":"chomp-denture-teeth-stapler","title":"Chomp! Denture Teeth Stapler – Funny Office Desk Gift","description":"\u003csection\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePaperwork that really bites.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSay hello to \u003cstrong\u003eChomp!\u003c\/strong\u003e — the denture-shaped desk stapler that brings a smile to paperwork and a little personality to your workspace. The pink gums and white teeth are hard to miss, and the built-in metal stapling mechanism makes it more than a funny desk ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePart office supply. Part practical joke. All personality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eReasons to give Chomp! a desk\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnexpected dental design:\u003c\/strong\u003e a pink-and-white set of dentures that stands out on any desk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunctional stapler:\u003c\/strong\u003e metal internal stapling mechanism; the supplier describes capacity up to 12 sheets of standard paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMemorable present:\u003c\/strong\u003e a fun choice for dental students, dentists, hygienists, teachers and office friends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation-starting decor:\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a hilarious white-elephant or coworker gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: plastic exterior with metal stapling mechanism. Supplier-listed size: approximately \u003cstrong\u003e17 × 9 × 11 cm (6.7 × 3.5 × 4.3 in)\u003c\/strong\u003e. One novelty denture stapler included. Paper and replacement staples are not listed as included. Staple-size compatibility should be confirmed before ordering refills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a real stapler?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — a novelty housing around a functional metal stapling mechanism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a dental appliance?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. The teeth are for decoration, not oral use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Anyone who likes offbeat desk accessories, especially dental-office teams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eReady for a little bite in your workspace?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePut Chomp! on the desk — or make someone's next gift a little more ridiculous.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Hype Shoppe","offers":[{"title":"Pink \u0026 White","offer_id":67715768909960,"sku":"df136b78-9926-4e98-bb0c-e7ba4b77f42d","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/0818\/0360\/files\/f4d8e283ee41ea22cbcb60e699b9dd8e.jpg?v=1792577038","url":"https:\/\/hypeshoppe.com\/products\/chomp-denture-teeth-stapler","provider":"Hype Shoppe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}